Unsolicited 'help' better known as spam

GIBSONBURG, Ohio -- How stupid do the chiselers think we are? Internet crooks are an insult to our intelligence...or if not, they should be.
Last week I received word from the outfit that buys and sells gold for me that in order to keep my investment earning at a highly desirable level, I had better update my account information -- ASAP.

Carefully, I read and re-read the message in an attempt to determine exactly what was up and just how worried I should be about the price of gold falling overnight and leaving my precious assets in the dumper UNLESS I sent in the required information right away.

Sounds like an ambitious firm with a staff of go-getters who are dedicated to enriching my portfolio. But, there is a problem.
I have no portfolio and the only gold I own is in one of my back teeth.

In other words, the lying scum bums were attempting to flim flam me. Now THAT makes me angry.

Following is a message I received in today's e-mail; the bamboozler...

» Lufkin Daily News - Elizabeth Schuett - 10-08-2006